Don’t mind, I’m just going ape shit over my school placement.

This top looks like he knows how to treat a bottom right. MMMF.

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It’s midnight, I’m baking brownies. My house smells so good.

NOT FOR YOU, FUCKEROOS.

Not for me either. :(

For the school.

arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

I actually can’t see much of a difference between them lmao

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Loved this bit.

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ohdear-prongs:

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PLEASE
FOR A SECOND THERE
OMG

LMAO YES

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I went into a shop today and multiple labels said ‘TOW FOR £5’

how

Okay apart from the last picture gosh.

But I was thinking, we as humans used to think the Earth was flat…

Look how far we’ve come.

BROFIST HUMANITY.

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Can someone just reverse the gifs of them putting tops on so we can have gifs of them taking their tops off? okay.

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This is a whiny “I’m a teacher” post.

“Get right answer. You didn’t use the method I showed you.”

This comes from a joke-y post from somebody, with many notes, and yes I get that it’s a joke. It’s a little annoying though. I show you how to do something, and sure you get the right answer, but I taught you that method for a reason. That method is probably going to be really helpful when it comes to working out more complicated versions of the sum, but to ensure that you understand the method, I’ve used smaller numbers (or w/e) to start with.

“Lectures class about wasting time - for the whole hour period.”

You waste my time, I’m a perfect liberty to waste your’s. I’m not lecturing you for no good reason, so obviously you have wasted my time. Obviously me wasting your time has made you very angry - I’ve only turned it around and done what you did to me.

“Oh you can’t spell that word? - Look it up in this book where words are sorted by spelling.”

Teachers are now being taught to implement a systematic phonics approach so that you should be able to sound out most of the sounds you hear in words, and match them to a relevant grapheme. Yes, there are often more graphemes for one phoneme, but looking it up by the first sound, then the next, isn’t going to hurt. It might take some time, but the more you do it, the more efficient you will become.

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

LOL YES.

Hence why I am ALWAYS little spoon.

(Source: a-little-insane, via professoralbusdumbledore)

ITTTTTTTTTTTT’sSSSS Me!
CooKY THE CHeF!
…beCAUSE everybodY thINks I’m a LITtle bit COOKY!
hheheheheeEE

ITTTTTTTTTTTT’sSSSS Me!

CooKY THE CHeF!

…beCAUSE everybodY thINks I’m a LITtle bit COOKY!

hheheheheeEE

horriblycrazy said: wat

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don’t backchat me girl, or you’ll be thrown in the slammer!

ALLO ALLO ALLO. I AM THE DETECTIVE INSPECTOR. WHAT ‘AV WE GOT ‘ERE THEN.
yep. this is how I’m spending my evening.

ALLO ALLO ALLO. I AM THE DETECTIVE INSPECTOR. WHAT ‘AV WE GOT ‘ERE THEN.

yep. this is how I’m spending my evening.

nevver:

Message to a Graduate

Perfect.

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